Wednesday 21 November 2007

Football = crap and therefore not a sport

Football, I hate it, it is not a sport and it is not a talent.
Its kicking a ball, and diving and crying. AND then having the audacity of claiming £1billion a week to do it. I bloody hate the stupid thing. It's not like rugby where there is actually team work and people who dont spend their £1billion a week pay on a haircut.

oh and that beckham prat, he's like david blaine, he's a git person! Footballers are just over payed whining talentless idiots who dont contribute anything to society.

Why is it so popular? Whats the difference between football and a boy band? NOTHING they are both overpaid talents idiots who cant get a job anywhere else.


Any way time to calm down

6 comments:

Jonny Wright said...

Quite right. Rugby (Union, of course!) is a real sport, unlike wussy soccer. When you're wearing a scrum cap, nobody can see your hairdo.

I still have a bruised ribcage from last week, when some 220lb idiot landed on my ribcage after I tackled him. Been dosed up on ibuprofen even since.

WIT AND WISDOM said...

No. Watch Englan vs. Germany in the 1966 final. Its an epic and by no means an obvious result.

Or England vs Brasil in 1970. Beautiful.

Or England vs Holland in 1996. We rocked!

Or England vs. Germany in 1996. Excitement? You'll pee your pants! And they won...

Or Englnd vs Germany in 2001. So good, you have to cry at the end. 5-1.

Rugby's fine, make no mistake but football is truly the beautiful game. When its good it is art. The problem with football for the neutral is that when its bad it is truly woeful.

Anonymous said...

Tom, I feel your pain. I'm a Norwich fan...

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but is Wit and Wisdom ignorant? Oh wait that's ALL football fans isn't it? They think when you say Football = Crap they will give you examples of things that you will watch and care about.

Wit you may have, wisdom you have not. Got back to your bedroom and wank over your England posters. I hope you go out first round so I can watch all you England fans crying over fuckall.

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Elliott Broidy said...

Lol, funny.